Out of the Mouths of Babes
Kids say the darnest things. Here are just a few to give you a chuckle I’d love to hear more if you remember any that your kids or other kids have said.
“Mom can I have a play date with Santa?”-Patrick
“Auntie Patrick is Brumpy”-Alison
“Mom can I have a wife?”-AJ asking for a knife
“Can I sleep with the fishes?”-Patrick on the fish they caught
“Then why did you marry him?”-AJ to Memere when she told him how bad Pepere’s penmanship is.
“The dentist took out my favorite tooth!”-Patrick
“Mom AJ hit me in the spleen“-Patrick
“Ooh my scapula“-Patrick when he hurt himself.
